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I'm God, And You're Not

Created on 2004-08-09 20:34:51 (#4128982), last updated 2006-07-19

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Name:	You Have Reached The End Of The Internet
Birthdate:	01-31
Location:	Marmaduke, Arkansas, United States

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My journal knows more about 1947 thoracotomy technic than your journal does. In addition, my journal gives off a pleasant fragrance, nimbly and effectively recommends itself unto your gentle sense, can speak Urdu, has won numerous awards for excellence in the field of being a journal, and features a stunningly gorgeous background consisting of a gamma-faded screenshot from Blood for Dracula. It can reduce your monthly payments, remove unsightly body hair, burn fat while building muscle, and contains secret codes from the ancient Order of St. Dumas which will one day bring about the Second Coming and end the age of misery. Finally, the word "vivisepulture" features largely in my journal, which is a perfect example of its astonishing elititude as compared to everybody else's journal ever.

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books, caffeine, food, led zeppelin, music, sports, warm weather, writing

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